2019 Beowulf Bash

We are back in Denver for SC19. Do you remember the 2017 Denver Beowulf Bash and Bowling Fete? Of course you do, because it was the most popular event ever with the best attendees.

We could have done the same thing again this year and most of you knuckleheads¹ would probably not even notice. But, no, not us, that’s not how we roll. We decided to do our best Naruto run² and dodge the bullets of regurgitated greatness.

This year, we thought it would be great to do a strange 80s throwback party. You remember the 80s³… the IBM PC, the Mac, the WWW, Windows 2.0, Eleven, and Demogorgons. To jog your memory, there will be 80s-style entertainment, games, the best 80s tribute band, and as always, a quiet place to sit and reflect on why you keep coming to these vapid affairs.

Food, beverages, entertainment, and Eggo Waffles provided thanks to our wonderful sponsors. We also want to welcome a new sponsor this year: Hawkins National Laboratory. We are told it is part of the DOE.